pettydavis:

log4:

Twitter gays will take take nudes anywhere girl get OUT of the marsh you are going to get a parasite

they are the parasite

hidefdoritos:

“a joy to have in class” aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

transfaguette:

pov you are a pink or otherwise cute pokemon i am about to catch

liberalsarecool:

Housing is a right. Once you accept people should go to bed at night with dignity, you can get over housing as purely ‘for-profit’.

depsidase:

voidnachos:

shittycryptids:

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times

lebritanyamor:

lebritanyamor:

thick women

all 2K18

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iwannapushyourdaisies:

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature

satyriconmp3:

every time i make a silly joke i start sweating bullets thinking oh no now they’ll all think i don’t understand themes and narratives

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing